DESTROY THOSE HOTDOGS WITH FIRE!

Naturally I shall not be celebrating the fourth of July. Even though my ancestors were here well before we declared out independence from England. For one thing, I'm too antisocial to see any reason to festiviate with several millions of people whom I don't know, for another thing, I firmly believe that the rot started when we let all those other Europeans in.
Anglicans. Lutherans. Catholics. Methodists. Baptists. Especially Baptists.


Then we came up with a few new nasty heretic creeds: Jehovas Witnesses. Mormons. Evangelicals. Seventh Day Adventists. Born agains. Scientologists.

The phrase "one nation under god" suggests that pedophiles, snake handlers, Fox News personalities, and fundamentalists are our equals. Which of course is patently absurd.

If we were a truly Christian country, we'd exterminate that lot.

In Christ-like manner, I disapprove of most of you.

Particularly the Republican Party.

Idolators.



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