CHICKEN, SPARROW, SEAGULL

Dinner last night: chicken drumstick with sautéed mushrooms, hot sauce. I didn't feel like doing rice or noodles, so in lieu of rice a fried egg. Which is not really an adequate substitute.
My apartment mate had rice with her own meal, which she ate while watching Johnny Depp being a pirate of the Caribbean.

It would have been more appropriate if, instead of chicken, there had been dead seagull.
Nothing speaks of the ghastly uncertainty of a pirate life better than that.
Dead seagull is much like being married to Amber Heard.

Sort of smelly and unpleasant, but maybe better than nothing.


In any case, better than Amber at many things.
Acting, as just one example.



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