Tuesday, December 30, 2014

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN YOUR FOOD...

Some things defy explanation. Among those are the over-the-top body-chemistry imbalances caused by too much deep-fried high-garbage-content chain-restaurant confections.

Several conclusions present themselves:
1) Eating crap is bad for your brain.
2) Other people eating crap is good.
3) The 'F' word is multi-functional.
4) We need more outlets in this city.
5) Why don't they also have cocktails?
6) Dinner and a fabulous show!

Seriously, these ladies use the 'F' word in more ways than I thought possible. Which can only mean that I lead a sheltered life, and need to get out more. I might need to shove a breakfast burrito inna mah face, along with bad bacon factory cheese sawdust muffins (toasted), bucketsize gulp-o-sodies, mush balls, and monster-fries.


A WOMAN WITH A WELL-DEVELOPED VOCABULARY

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkX6gL5esnY.]


A WOMAN WITH AN INTERESTING IMAGINARY LIFE

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30QrjAH6lVU.]


A WOMAN WITH SERIOUS BATON ROUGE BRAIN

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxjo5keXAS0.]


TWO WOMEN! CELEBRATING FAST-FOOD PHYSIQUE!

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiugUEdLXnA.]


MANY MORE WOMEN! KEEPING IT "REAL"

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TowBzRJiQ.]


Clearly, otherwise demure and modest young ladies should stay away from small artifically flavoured chicken niblets; it does something to the gentler sex. Probably affects their wombs, or something.
We need more fast-food franchises in SF.
I'm easily entertained.

I really want a 'Royale with Cheese' right now.

Textures, and chemicals.

Yum.




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