My ex admits to being the world's cheapest date; just give her some Tater Tots and rootbeer float, and she be happy. This is important information that I wish I had known when she and I were still an item. It would have been very good to know. But I'll just have to remember it the next time I get close to a person of the feminine persuasion...
Tater Tots, and rootbeer float.
Sounds like a plan.
"Hello, miss, can I offer you some piping hot Tater Tots and a lovely cool refreshing rootbeer float? I've got mayonnaise! It's GREAT with Tater Tots."
The best women enjoy the simple pleasures.
Right?
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