WHERE'S PEST CONTROL WHEN YOU NEED IT?

The United States leads the world! We're the land of opportunity! Where else can a dithering old white fool acquire a position of power and influence? While gibbering and drooling into his porridge made of junk food burgers whirred in a blender? And not only that, but he is besties with one of the top lawyers in the country. They have so much in common!

Anywhere else and both of them would have been removed from power by a firing squad.

Not here. We worship old white men living on Adderall and cocaine!

Their gravitas fills us with giddilicious admiration.

They are the Red State gods.

Well, except for a news site that has a recurring feature entitled "[ -- ] just proved how stupid he/she is". Which deals in examples of idiocy by our "leaders" on the right. Rather enjoying that. Despite the obvious overlooking of insanity, doddering senility, paranoid dementia, and sheer staggering self-delusion, which let's face it, deserves a little leeway.

Donald Trump. Sidney Powell. Rudolph Giuliani. Jim Jordan.
Lindsey Graham. Mitch McConnell. Louie Gomert.

Of course I still think that a firing squad would put all of them out of our misery, but as you may have noticed, I have been badly influenced by European norms.


Other countries have dictators and despots.

We have deranged psychopaths.

We are special.



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