MAYBE I NEED A CAR?

With all the trouble in the world I am glad that I can come home to a turkey vulture who demands that I clop elderly white Republicans over the head and carve out their fatty inner thighs for him to eat. It's such an innocent request! He's hungry! And he might just be on to something. Considering that many of the problems in this country were caused by those Republicans, a large number of whom are getting on in years. So every week the idea becomes more attractive, though not necessarily any more practical.

A bag of fatty inner thighs might leak a bit on the bus back.
Which would probably prompt some questions.

The other thing is all that gristle.

Some of the old bastards could be well-nigh inedible.
Only good for the compost heap.
Still, tempting.

THE TURKEY VULTURE

Usually when meat is simmered with some liquid for a long time it softens up. That's the basis for so many medieaval recipes. As well as favourite stews and ragouts worldwide.

A lot of Italian cooking from the Roman period was based upon making Christians edible for their turkey vultures at the time. Even the lions must have gotten tired of raw rancid religious freaks after a while. An unbalanced diet, and bad for the kidneys.

Cat food was sadly still in it's infancy.


There was no sports on teevee today. The incontinence diaper wearing goobers in the backroom had nothing to distract them in consequence, and talked politics for hours. Unalloyed racist garbage. Maybe I can buy a set of bone saws on Amazon?



Then there's also trichinosis to consider; infections can become serious and lead to death. Trichinellosis may be suspected if there is a history of consuming rodents, carcasses, or raw meat. Trichinellosis is a parasitic disease of both humans and a number of other creatures. Trichinellosis worms (most often Trichinella spiralis) can infect a wide range of carnivorous animals including ursines, rodents, mustelids, canids, and felines.

Surgical gloves. I'd also need surgical gloves.

Turkey vultures deserve the best.

That's MY pipe, btw.
Thief!



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