CONSIDERING AMPHIBIAN DIRECTIVES

The news of the world is not good. The sensible man reacts by withdrawing into a fantasy world fuelled by caffeine and a pipe, in which frogs are the dominant intelligent species, who have made a clever simulation of reality for their interesting experiment; the human beings. Moderately smart apes. Who enjoy being mean to each other. Meanness is an emotional response which frogs don't have.

With cold calculated purposefulness they eat flies.

While wondering about their laboratory.

Filled with mean apes.


I, for one, welcome our frog overlords, now that I know about them.
The frogs, it turns out, are like gods. Divine, and powerful.

Resplendent clamminesses.

Here in California we like clamminess. It suggests moisture and lickability.

The natural state for humans is moderately cold, moderately wet, and moderately well-fed.

Moving at a slow gravid pace through a fantasy landscape.

A maze filled with flies.




On my second cup of coffee and my second pipe of the day. Planning a late lunch down in Chinatown, as well as some grocery shopping. With a bit of luck I can avoid any proximity to tourists. According to Dave Chappelle and Elon Musk, San Francisco has become a real sh*thole, with which Fox, the Washington Examiner and the New York Post all agree, as do rightwingers in the Red States, so with a bit of luck we'll have less visitors from the rest of the country and fewer tech-bros deciding to relocate. Eventually it will be just us and the frogs.
Smoking our pipes in peace, in the fog, with abundant flies.

I'm rather looking forward to that.

Ribbit.



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