Tuesday, February 28, 2023


The four long years that ended in 2021 will be remembered for one image, in thousands of different forms. No, not the mob of ignorant savages rioting on January 6 -- one of our own failed mayoral candidates among them, bless her heart, she's just not very bright -- but a giant orange baboon screaming angrily about whatever.

Where I work there are several people who still worship his flabby ass.

Proving that you don't have to have a sexually transmitted disease to suffer from syphilitic brain rot. Sometimes it happens quite naturally. Like spontaneous human combustion.

But things have improved since then.

How far we've come!

Our present era will be remembered for something entirely different!
Another baboon screaming angrily about whatever.
Normally, I like animals.

I'm kind of on the fence about this one.
Baboons are close relatives of humans, as we are frequently reminded. They came down from the trees and invented Georgia. They've been known to occasionally use tools.

They have thickened pads (ischial calluses) on their protruding red buttocks. It makes sitting down more comfortable. Which is very important! They are frequently territorial and bad-tempered, and because of their body odour and canine teeth can be quite dangerous.

Please note the absence of canine teeth on this aged male:
He probably lost them in a fight over territory.
He's been in a foul mood ever since.

Oh, and the incontinence diapers are on too tight. To prevent accidents, please understand.

What the hell happened to this country that these two noxious examples have become the recognized faces of American politics world wide?
Greatest country on earth?
Hoo hah!

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