FATTY THIGHS

That's just wrong! None of the other individuals here smell like rotten fish! Obviously turkey vultures have a bad sense of smell. And he's inclined unfavourably toward the octopus.
As well as the penguins. Who don't actually smell fishy. At all!


Also, he's a very biased individual. Everything he doesn't like smells nasty. Incredibly nasty. Creatures whom he does want to eat, and would opportunistically gobble up when no one is watching, smell good.

Given that he also has a fondness for fatty thighs ("turkey vultures just LOVE fatty thighs!"), it is disturbing that he is encouraging me to eat more. My thighs, apparently, are not up to snuff.

My legs, while undoubtedly better than Louis The Fourteenth's gams, are NOT going to be on the menu. I have no plans to croak for your delectation.

He also talks about yummy chicken thighs. I am unflattered by the comparison.


Australians, he says, are particularly tasty. Crunchy, creamy, and pudding-like. Enrobed in chocolate. Dark chocolate. I should in all ways strive to be more Australian.
And seriously, work on those thighs.
Avoid fish.


Stupid ugly people smell like fish.
Doesn't everyone know that?



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