Monday, February 08, 2021

ANTIFA TEMPTRESSES FIGHTING QANON

Per my pillow guy Mike Lidell, the insurrection by rightwingers and other well-meaning Republican loonies was caused by agents of the other side. Quote: "The rioters were hypnotized by antifa temptresses who hid psychoactive drugs in their vaginas".

Which begs the question: dammit, why weren't we invited? Y'all threw an unChristian commie sex orgy, and none of us got to be there! What's the point in fighting fascist turdbrains if the ONE time there's drugged licentiousness we can't play?!!?


"The rioters were hypnotized by antifa temptresses who hid psychoactive drugs in their vaginas"


Mike "Pillows" Lidell, Lou Dobbs, and Marjorie Taylor Greene are fast becoming the braintrust and public face of the Republican Party, which proves that America's conservatives are not only completely off the rails, but have mutated into rabid poo-throwing monkeys.

No, don't blame Trump for this. Trump was merely the symptom.

They played that conceited shitbag for a sucker.


If anything, blame inbreeding, dysfunctionality, sexploitation, beer, and Bible Thumping. Which are the fundaments of society in both the Midwest and the South. As well as the Mountain States, and Idaho, where Mormons rustle potatoes. Plus Alaska.

Goh-damn, you folks are stupid.

Mentally all Texas.
Florida man.



By the way, how was your dumb-ass game yesterday? Did y'all get drunk? Of course you did.




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