Tuesday, December 10, 2019

THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BANJOS

One of the positive aspects of Facebook and other social media is the feedback you get from your peers that both stimulates your mind and expresses a thought better. Such as a comment from Tim, in reaction to a quote from an elder statesman: "That whole rant he went on about water and light bulbs absolutely reminded me of working with dementia patients."
The elder statesman in question was NOT, as one might suspect, Ronald Reagan, but our current sitting president, commiserating with the crappy plumbing his supporters have in their trailer parks.


"You turn on the faucet and you don't get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Just dripping out, very quietly dripping out, people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once."

----- Donald Trump


Which is somehow the fault of the Chinese, the Europeans, or the Liberals.

As a liberal "European" who sometimes speaks Cantonese, I always feel offended whenever Trump opens his mouth. But that is only natural. I am out of tune with much of the rest of the country, and am resolved to never visit most of it; those people visit San Francisco often enough that I don't have to in any case, and there's so much floods-tornados-pick up truck disaster footage on youtube that I will never need to go there.

FECALITHS EVERYWHERE!

Please note that actually everything from 'Cigars' to 'Guns & Assholes' is, technically, part of the 'Deliverance' area, but just a little bit weirder.
And that 'Idiots' is similar in some ways to 'Bad pizza'.

There are Burmese pythons in 'Frog slime'.
They are the dominant life form.




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