RECORDED MESSAGES

Some pre-recorded phone calls are exceptionally irritating. Two in particular: Dave your neighborhood airduct cleaning service, and the computer service department which tells you to call 1-888-928-0444 for a refund, otherwise your card will suffer an automatic deduction. If you call 1-888-928-0444, you get a gentleman with a Desi accent. One of several. Every unemployed haramzad in Hyderabad is probably part of the scam.

Teri ma ki ch**d.

In all honesty, I am beginning to hate that damned Desi accent. Go wobble your heads, ulu de putara. By the way: none of you people know how to make a good cup of tea, and the Muslims taught you everything.


That accent from someone you don't know on your telephone means a con artist, grifter, or pimp. Someone foul and untouchable who either voted for Donald dingleberry Trump or Narendra buggery Modi.


But otherwise, it is me, Venky Injinir, keen to kindly inform you about a fabulous opportunity oh my certainly yes ji.


Bapri buggery bap!




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