AN AUDIENCE OF THE SELECT

Herewith a sampling of recent comments under posts, which may prove edifying.
As, indeed, they were to me.


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "UNDERPANTS GNOME":

Sombody is spending WAAAAY too much time thinking about unmentionables!

Naughty beast!

[According to recent research, on average men think of sex nineteen times per day, and their job or food about seventeen times. So any time spent thinking about something else, such as for instance French cut briefs, is a healthy change. There is also a textural appeal there - my finger tips wish that instead of merely thinking of such things I would actually do something about it, but it will certainly be quite a while before I wear any French cut briefs, so they'll simply have to seek solace in fingering my fine tobacco.
Do not think of me in French cut briefs. It's unhealthy.]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "KOSHER CHICKEN QUANDARY":

What eggs concerns, that is why you a shabbos goy to the house must let come. So that the shabbosegg (beshoggeg or not) is not levattulo.
But, while he is there, beware of wicked omelettes.

[Whoever wrote that is trying too hard to sound like they do not speak English as a first language. Dreaming of wicked omelets is NEVER a waste of time.
Please STOP thinking of motzi beitza levatula.]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "WONTON, WONTON SOUP, WONTON SOUP WITH NOODLES, WON...":

Really, there is nothing better than the wanton made at home.

[I totally agree.]
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4.
Aradeen has left a new comment on your post "BALKAN SOBRANIE - POSTSCRIPT":

I can suggest several hottest adventures to do in Eid. NONE of them involve goats.

[Now that's just plain weird. Have you sought help? And you should know that it is illegal to keep a goat in your apartment in San Francisco. Goats are noble beasts that require the vast expanses of the open veldt, and the rocky mountain ranges. Keeping them cooped up in a studio apartment makes them waste away, pining for their lost freedom.
Oh, wait, I'm thinking of a parrot. Never mind.]
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CONCLUSION

Some of my more interesting readers have rich inner lives. That is not necessarily a bad thing.
Unless it involves eggs or goats in French cut briefs. Stop thinking of such things, please put them out of your head entirely.
The eggs should be curried, and so should the goat - one mild, one spicy.
The French cut briefs are best filled with a college student.
Mild or spicy is not important.
Both are good.


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