At the back of the hill

Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Thursday, July 06, 2017


Among the questions that I wish someone would ask me, just for the perverse titillation, is "do you want to be covered in butter?" Not, please understand, that I actually wish that to be done. But the idea is amusing, and, if someone asked, it would give me a warm fuzzy feeling.
I am all about the warm fuzzy.

But a Vegan would prefer something else. Not mayonnaise, but probably something healthy and meaningful, like coconut oil or avocado oil. If avocado were an option, I should prefer to be smeared all over with overripe flesh, because it is both delicious and good for the skin.

These are the things I think about.

In all possible worlds, neither za'atar and hummus are on my list.
This blogger, you should know, is neither salatet nor fettoush.

If I were food, I would probably be baked Portuguese chicken rice.
Slightly greasy, mildly spiced, with a sprinkle of cheese.

Or herring.

Capers. Capers would be nice.
Everyone loves capers.

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