DO NOT REMOVE THE SPECTACLES!

Last night I realized with a start that I may never have actually known how to make an obscene proposition. I feel that I have missed something. Almost all of my nasty fantasies involve food or hot beverages.

There may be a flaw in my personality. Propositioning seems to be a fundamental part of human interaction.


"He felt her warm soft hand enfold his, as the light gradually dimmed in the spacious high-ceilinged room. There was nobody else in the library besides them, and he was conscious of a feeling he could not describe. Before he knew it, he had uttered what was deep within, a sentiment that a gentlemen should keep buried .....

Miss Smith, you are beautiful without your glasses!

She sighed, and said "let us read Voltaire".

Pages rustled in the night."


And right about at that point, I realize that the two of them will be going without dinner, and that the well-ordered library may have a water cooler, but won't have a kitchenette where a pot of tea or coffee can be brewed. It is to be hoped that she has tea bags or a jar of insta at her desk. But unless there's a small Frigidaire, whatever hot beverage they end up with will have to be entirely without milk.

She was probably hoping for a cup of hot cocoa.

As a suitor he is a disappointment.


At the very least, he should've suggested going to Starbucks or a Peets. There's probably one conveniently close by, and all possible passion and friskiness have to start with caffeine. This is well known!

Kisses flavoured with mocha, oh my.

And a dusting of cinnamon.




Entirely aside from which, she probably looks cute with her glasses on.
Many women do. Most of them do not realize that this is so.

Whether or not they decide to wear anything else, they should keep the glasses on.




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