Tuesday, October 09, 2018

THE VAST CONSPIRACY

One theory going around is that the reason America went into Iraq under spurious justification was to seize control of Saddam Hussein's stargate. And that the Illuminati / Bilderburgers / Masons / Jews / Yale University's Skull and Bones Fraternity are trying to keeping it secret, and silencing everybody who knows and disseminates the truth.

Which also explains current Republican excesses.
Trump, Haley, Bolton, Kavanaugh.

This is almost as entertaining as Tinfoil Hat Stevie's firmly held belief that Robin Williams was killed because he knew too much about the Clinton Foundation and Russian Consulate in SF fracking in Marin, which will make them untold billions.

They are after him too, because he knows.
And won't shut up.


A "stargate", for those unaware of the concept, is a device brought to this planet by space beings which allows one to teleport to anywhere in the universe instantly, over vast distances. Ancient visitors installed several of these in the Mid-East, with preprogrammed and engineered destinations to planets in different star systems where the natural environment is much like Earth. Breathable air and everything. But drier and more desert-like.
And again: Illuminati / Bilderburgers / Masons ...
Jews, and Skull and Bones.

Aliens!


This explains why someone with whom I have to associate occasionally, who in his workday life is actually quite competent and knows what he's doing, is currently studying ancient Middle Eastern languages.
He is an ancient gods hipster.


Over the past few years at work I have met Tinfoil Hat Stevie, Captain Space, Little White Nipple Guy, a gentleman who told me in great detail how Hillary and the Dem-O-Crats were selling child sex slaves out of a pizza parlour, an Irishman who believes Trump is the last great hope of America, an old fossil who accuses liberals of every chicanery on the planet, and several folks who use tobacco in mystic magic ceremonies or want something pure and natural precisely like the natives smoked.
Non-gmo, gluten-free. And very potent juju!

It really does not take all kinds.
They're just there.

I have become adept at amateur psychological counseling.
These people are already disturbed anyway.
I damage them further.

At least I try.





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