Wednesday, June 03, 2009


Continuing the reproduction of my e-mail correspondence (see yesterday's posts), one of my colleagues sends the following:

Good Morning: This order shipped yesterday. I cannot invoice it because it was made inactive between the time the order was entered and the time it shipped. Could the account please be re-activated so I can create the invoice? Please note that the system does not allow us to enter orders when a customer’s account is inactive. Thanks.

Oh dear. This is clearly a sign of the coming apocalypse. And a disaster of MONUMENTAL proportions!
Consequently, I thoroughly understand why you felt it necessary to alert your entire friggin department, members of the company hierarchy, the FBI, and the swat team.

I shall jump on it right away and avert the end of the world as we know it. Thank you for your input.

PLEASE NOTE: The order in question was below our minimum, by a very wide margin. The customer in question only ordered once previously.
This order was entered at the beginning of the year.
I am farklempt.


GRANT!PATEL! said...

Apocalypse? Unusually awesome word. Your colleague must be suffering from indegestion.

That happens when you eat white folks food.

---Grant patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Stay away from the fried fat and boiled starch.

---Grant Englishdietfeh

GRANT!PATEL! said...

They don't even do fish well.

---Grant Ichtiophilic

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Mera garri bahoot eels ke saath!

---Grant Pertiwertu

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Ve tobacccowallah mai nahi chahata hai - to ooski 'scratch' hai.

---Grant Channelingthegreatshai

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