Continuing the reproduction of my e-mail correspondence (see yesterday's posts), one of my colleagues sends the following:
Good Morning: This order shipped yesterday. I cannot invoice it because it was made inactive between the time the order was entered and the time it shipped. Could the account please be re-activated so I can create the invoice? Please note that the system does not allow us to enter orders when a customer’s account is inactive. Thanks.
Oh dear. This is clearly a sign of the coming apocalypse. And a disaster of MONUMENTAL proportions!
Consequently, I thoroughly understand why you felt it necessary to alert your entire friggin department, members of the company hierarchy, the FBI, and the swat team.
I shall jump on it right away and avert the end of the world as we know it. Thank you for your input.
PLEASE NOTE: The order in question was below our minimum, by a very wide margin. The customer in question only ordered once previously.
This order was entered at the beginning of the year.
I am farklempt.
Apocalypse? Unusually awesome word. Your colleague must be suffering from indegestion.
That happens when you eat white folks food.
Stay away from the fried fat and boiled starch.
They don't even do fish well.
Mera garri bahoot eels ke saath!
Ve tobacccowallah mai nahi chahata hai - to ooski 'scratch' hai.
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