Continuing the reproduction of my e-mail correspondence (see yesterday's posts), one of my colleagues sends the following:
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Good Morning: This order shipped yesterday. I cannot invoice it because it was made inactive between the time the order was entered and the time it shipped. Could the account please be re-activated so I can create the invoice? Please note that the system does not allow us to enter orders when a customer’s account is inactive. Thanks.
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Oh dear. This is clearly a sign of the coming apocalypse. And a disaster of MONUMENTAL proportions!
Consequently, I thoroughly understand why you felt it necessary to alert your entire friggin department, members of the company hierarchy, the FBI, and the swat team.
I shall jump on it right away and avert the end of the world as we know it. Thank you for your input.
PLEASE NOTE: The order in question was below our minimum, by a very wide margin. The customer in question only ordered once previously.
This order was entered at the beginning of the year.
I am farklempt.
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Apocalypse? Unusually awesome word. Your colleague must be suffering from indegestion.
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They don't even do fish well.
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