NEW YULE TRADITION
I can dig it.
It's about royal sex, daddy-o.
In keeping with the wealth of sparkly ideas to which that opens doors, I should like to propose a new Christmas theatrical number to entertain children of all ages: The Amours of Henry the Eighth - on ice.
Why, it will be huge, it will enormous, it will be an extra vaganza!
Kiddie-winkies will come back from the show singing!
With better knowledge of history!
Instead of yet another apathetic performance of The Nutcracker, go see Henry VIII. Make Christmas different this year.
Take the family.
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