DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!
Historians and psycho-analysts, four years from now.
When the red states have become poorer.
As well as toxic waste dumps.
However, in the "too much information" department ...
"Women and men who regularly trim or remove all their pubic hair run a greater risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) than those who do not, research suggests."
[Above and subsequent quotes lifted from BBC - Pubic hair grooming STI risk.]
" ... groomers - particularly extreme ones - tend to be more sexually active too."
"The report, led by doctors from the University of California, San Francisco ... "
Doctors from UCSF. Because in this city, nothing says fascinating research like America's pubic habits.
Honestly, I don't know how to digest this data. Before, I had thought that the only reason for trimming hair down there was if it was long enough to braid and formed an unsightly bulge rather like a pannus that drew unfavourable attention and caused comment.
Or maybe you were going in for genital surgery soon, and didn't want to startle the nursing staff?
You need not worry; they'll shave you.
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