LEAVING A GOAT TACO IN A HOT CAR ALL DAY

You know what would be nice? Really nice? If we could wake up one morning and find out Donald Trump didn't do something shitty and stupid in the last twenty four hours. And that the Republican Party had been quiet, and just gone around masturbating themselves and not opening their goldarned mouths in that same time period.

Yeah, that would be really nice.

Yesterday someone plaintively whined "just give the guy a chance".
Which, if you think about it, is exactly what's wrong with president-elect Donald Trump and his supporters. A man who was born with a golden spoon up his ass just needs to be given a chance.

We watched him act like a dickwad for over ten years on reality teevee, heard him be a complete asswipe for the last year and a half, and now we have to give that rancid baboon a chance.

It defies belief.

Who is going to crack first? The Chinese government, which owns over one trillion of our debt; the Russians, who own the Republican Party; or Deutsche Bank, which owns Donald Trump?



The only halfway good thing about a  Kellyanne Conway  Donald Trump presidency is that he's surrounded himself with so many military men and raving loonies that a coup d'etat would be invisible.

Until they start eating each other.



NOTE: The startling imagery of the title about a goat taco smelling funky was borrowed from a friend who worked-out till drenched, and then discovered that the hot water heater was on the fritz.
Yep. Smelling a lot like Christmas.




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