THE FABRIC OF CIVILIZATION!

Cargo shorts. That's it. More perfectly than anything else, cargo shorts exemplify the highest standard that human development has reached. Nothing says middle-class education, leisure time, and taste better than a prosperous Caucasian male of mid-thirties through mid-nineties age huffing around San Francisco and Marin than cargo shorts.

Cargo shorts are stylish, practical, relaxed, and fabulously show off those bleachy-white male gams.

Did you know that most males have unappealing legs?

I now know that.



Cargo shorts for women are a far shorter cut, and tighter around the rump. Smaller pockets, too. They aren't worn by nearly as many either, possibly only blonde collegians between 22 and 23.
Why is that?

Do most women not have cargo?


Perhaps it is indicative of the income-differential between men and women. If we want to see greater diversity in cargo shorts, it is essential to break down the financial gender barrier.


This world will finally be well when there are nearly as many prosperous Caucasian females as males in cargo shorts. In as broad a spectrum of ages. Huffing around San Francisco and Marin.

I am a modest man, with much to be modest about.
So I myself shall NOT wear cargo shorts.
But merely assign style points.













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