Being the complete pervert that I am, I am looking forward to a long bath tomorrow entirely naked. With a sidetable next to the tub laden with a pipe, tobacco and requisites, a cup of hot tea, and perhaps a sandwich.
Reason being that I feel unclean, having heard the Republican candidates speaking on television this evening. A more sorry collection of trolls catering to cavemen would be hard to imagine.
If a wall needs to be built at all, it should be along the Mason-Dixon line, and the slope-brows on the other side should pay for it. Hell should freeze over ere the civilized world accepts émigrés from The South.
Screw them, screw their flags, screw their traditions, screw their Jesus, screw their ignorance, and screw their repulsive in-bred megalomaniac reprobate leaders. Especially Ted Cruz. Nuke Texas.
The last decent Southern Politicians were Ann Richards, Dale Bumpers, and Lyndon Baines Johnson.
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