Further to yesterday evening's impassioned rant about pizza, I am happy to report that some American women are completely insane. Really. Just look up two phrases for proof: "vaginal pearls", and "vaginal steaming". The first ('vaginal pearls') is a bundle of mystic magic herbs you are supposed to stick in your hooliwhatsis for several days, which, it is claimed, will purify it, tighten it, remove toxins, and make you happy; the second is sitting above a basin of hot herbal muck for half an hour or so, while your yoni sucks up the blessed vapours and chants mantras.
Both of these "natural healing" therapies are reliably attested by thousands of generations of sincere mystical experts from meaningful spiritual cultures that until recently did not have universal literacy and education.
So they must be good.
It also puts you in touch with mother Gaia, or some such.
This blogger is all for people being as crazy and magick greeny-green as they wanna be. Totally supportive. Please wear clear markings so that the rest of us can avoid you.
I shan't even mention the naturopaths and herbal practitioners who insert yogurt and or garlic in sensitive places to heal various ailments. Like the herbal vaginal pearls, that must cause great and bitter hysteria among people who actually have real medical backgrounds.
Word of the day: hooliwhatsis.
Magic.
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