Thanks to the internet and people I know on Facebook -- and it must be stressed that most folks do not know all their Facebook friends in person, or else they should be far more circumspect about that innocuous friend request -- this blogger has been exposed to chicken yodeling.
I am now scarred for life.
Chicken yodeling.
It was worse than the voluptuous chunk man doing sexy-dance wearing only a metallic raspberry Speedo.
Also on Facebook.
Advice for parents: keep a close eye on your children, as there are far more damaging things out there than porn. Make sure they don't see these things until they've graduated college, or else your precious little brats might never get there. Don't worry about haphazard nekkid boobie pictures or blunt communications from Scott Weiner and Carlos Danger, be far more concerned about clickbait crap and hippie stuff.
Like this German Language video.
German is evil.
SHUT UP, YOU IRRITATING HALFWIT!
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVDLYFDE_U.]
That is highly unpleasant!
Only in Switzerland is this considered art. Everywhere else it is grounds for locking you up and releasing Middle-Eastern refugees on your ass.
Yodeling is a weapon of mass-destruction.
NO PUEDO YODEL!
True story: when the United States was trying to arrest pineapple head Noriega in Panama, at that time hiding out in the Vatican diplomatic mission, yodeling hits were blasted non-stop in order to melt the minds of everyone inside.
It worked far too well; until he was extradited from Florida back to Panama, General Manuel Antonio Cabeza de la Piña Noriega spent his days rolling around the prison yard in a wheelchair, holding his head and moaning, before finally falling prey to fundamentalist Christians, who messed him up good worse than anyone ever before.
In February 2012, he had a brain haemorrhage.
That's what yodeling does to you.
Dang.
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Remember this? http://lipmanspurim.blogspot.co.uk/2006/03/ashkenazic-trop.html
Hee hee hee. Yes. Yes of course!
That was also the year someone said they ran into me near Kikar Safra.
Wie merkwürdig.
As a young man working at Swiss Bank Corporation, I remember getting pickled after hours with the Swiss German trainees who would admit in their cups that, yes, yodeling is absurd.
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Why can't you post videos like this instead of weird chicken yodelers.
PS You're welcome.
That is one dynamite commercial. No clue what they're selling though.
Something sweaty?
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