THERE ARE NO SCHOOLGIRLS HERE!

A post which I wrote several years ago continues to pull in readers from as far away as Norway, Kuwait, and Bangladesh. Their curiosity is understandable, though horrendously perverse.  They probably wish they could read Japanese, because more about their fetish is written in that language than any other.

I applaud their diligence and determination.
Getting to the bottom of things is commendable.
Always increase your understanding of your subject.

Sorry, guys, there are NO schoolgirls here.
And certainly not any nude ones.

This blogger probably wouldn't know what to do if a schoolgirl came up and bit me in the butt. If she were undressed at the time, it would probably shock the dickens out of me.
Fluster, at the very least.


SCHOOLGIRLS, NOT NAKED AT ALL

Nevertheless, it is time to review the sum-total of my knowledge of the subject, in hopes that this may aid distant pilgrims in Norway, Kuwait, and Bangladesh. As well as several thousand Pakistanis who seek knowledge, and the entire population of Luxembourg.


SMELLS LIKE SCHOOL GIRL, SMELLS LIKE PENGUIN
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2008/07/smells-like-school-girl-smells-like.html
December 25, 2009
This post is actually about pipe tobacco. Though the premise from which it sprang was a comment by Spiros, which set then-time frequent reader Grant Patel (a notorious pervert) into a frenzy. There are quotes from Monty Python. A distant familiarity with the concept of schoolgirls as an intellectual conceit on the part of most readers is assumed. Schoolgirls are rather like existential angst; far better not to have any.


PANTIES - NIGHT-TIME PAVEMENT SOUVENIRS!
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2008/08/panties-night-time-pavement-souvenirs.html
August 29, 2008
The existence of an individual of pre-college age, at one time travelling somewhere near the Larkin and Clay intersection, is speculated upon. There is circumstantial evidence of her transit.
Both Lev and Grant are taunted.


WELCOME ALL BELGIANS!
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2014/07/welcome-all-belgians.html
July 10, 2014
A perverse search gets a well thought out and totally clean response.
I am a very considerate blogger.


NAKED SCHOOL GIRL
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2011/08/naked-school-girl.html
August 15, 2011
A gentleman from Bengal searched for naked school girls on the internet one hot and sweaty tropic evening. Possibly, due to the temperature and humidity, he was comparably garbed. I subsequently decided to indulge his fondness for food and literature. Bengalis are well-known for their affection for sweets and mustard sauce fish, as well as their firm belief that poetry and prose in their language is stellar only, but mediocre and amateurish in all other tongues. If you were looking for ros gullah (sweetened milk solids ball in milk-syrup), rivulets of warm ghee, and À la Recherche du Temps Perdu by Marcel Proust (écrit entre 1908-1909 et 1922 et publié entre 1913 et 1927 en sept tomes), please look no further.
Warning: work-safe, and NO photos at all!


PORTRAIT OF A NAKED SCHOOLGIRL ON A BED OF TOBACCO
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2010/07/portrait-of-naked-schoolgirl-on-bed-of.html
July 2, 2010
Pointers for people involved in the marketing of smoking mixtures for the pipe, and other merchandise. This post, probably more than any other, disappoints the degenerates who lurk in dark corners of the internet.
No photos or descriptions; just taunting and an accordion.
Terms that tempt, faux treasure withal!
That was deliberate.


Using the terms 'naked' and 'schoolgirl' has the effect of pulling people in. Not desirable people, but also not folks I will ever bump into in the real world. It's a jejeune and opportunistic attempt on my part to boost my readership, because I like seeing those numbers climb.

I'm not entirely a nice man.

I have scant regard for the skeevy Norwegians, Kuwaitis, and Bengalis that are attracted by such posts. Assuredly they will find whatever their little hearts desire elsewhere.

The only type of 'naked schoolgirl' in which I or any other decent man could possibly be interested, is of college age or beyond, with sound opinions and good taste, whose nudity is pleasantly inspired and private.
It should be her intelligence and personality that appealed.
The lack of clothes could be a later development.
It's purely an intellectual fancy.


Intelligence is key. Life is too short to waste time on twits.
And there are far too many of those around.
Their nudity is not interesting.



POST SCRIPTUM

Yes yes, this is another cynical attempt to drive the numbers up. Of course you realized that I can be a frightful opportunist?

Regular visitors will perhaps enjoy revisiting some of the essays listed.

Which also means more numbers.




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