A recent search that brought a new reader to this blog: "Belgian's Bikini Briefs". No, I shan't tell you which post that turned up. Reason being that if you are a new reader, you need to be gradually exposed to what's here, so that you aren't scared off. And if you're a regular reader, you are disturbed enough already.
Whichever the case may be, I cherish you both.
And may wish to touch you inappropriately.
Assuming, of course, that you are precisely the type of person whom I cannot resist nor would wish to, a suitable occasion for inappropriate behaviour presents itself, and you encourage it.
Otherwise it's no go.
If you are Belgian, that might be a bit of a stretch.
Which reminds me of an old joke: How does a Belgian put on a bikini brief?
Answer: One toe at a time.
No Belgians were harmed in the telling of this.
Of course, if you ARE a Belgian, your version of the joke is somewhat different.
Like so: How does a Netherlander put on a bikini brief?
Answer: He makes sure his neighbor is asleep before stealing it from the line.
On second thought, I might wish to touch the Belgian inappropriately anyhow. At least she's female, and given that she has at least ten toes, she's likely to get distracted before she's done.
Besides, I just might not be able to resist a naked elf hopping around with one toe caught in her bikini briefs.
It sounds charming.
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I love Belgian women ^^ Especially in bikini briefs! Ever heard a Belgian female, with that gorgeous accent, asking you if you are willing to put sun-lotion on her naked back? Me neither..
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