EBOLA AND SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT

Several independent business dudes in Marin County are worried sick about Ebola. Which is president Obama's Malthusian Kenyanoslamic plan to reduce the population of the United States (and the world, that being primarily the United States), in order to assist his colleagues in the Muslim Brotherhood with their goal of establishing a Caliphate. Part of his evil design is to kill at least twenty five million real Americans per the advice of someone named Bill Ayers, and illegally flood the country with Mexicans who will vote for Democratic candidates.
Which, these same independent business dudes (in Marin County) aver, is being kept secret from Congress.
The CDC is in on it.


Terms Like United Nations Agenda 21 and New World Order were flung around. Along with several creative uses of the F word.

It is unclear to them whether Barrack Obama is a paid agent of the Environmentalists or the Lizard Aliens. They speculated both.


It turns out that many suburbanites are batshit crazy lard-asses.


No, this wasn't a meeting of the Glenn Beck fanclub, nor a tea-party event. The Glenn Beck Acolytes were too busy polishing their gun collections and buying baking soda for the coming apocalyptasm, and the tea-partiers couldn't find their way out of Belvedere and various trailer parks.
Just another day in one of the last indoor smoking environments in the Bay Area. So naturally imaginations were fevered, and creativity ran rampant.


In addition to the pulsating mobs of Mexicans crossing the border, hordes of blackest Africans would arrive at every airport. There would probably be several more mass-shootings, so that the conspiracy that controls the government could declare martial law and take away our guns. All of this naturally would benefit the Jews, because the Arab occupation of America would keep Muslims from trying to take over Israel, and the increase in international conflict would be a goldmine for the arms industry..... which is also controlled by the Jews.

One of the few Jews present objected that they were out of their goofy little minds, and was promptly told to hush up and return to his Martini.

At one point, one of three sane people forced to listen to this discordant nonsense spoke favourably of President Obama. Perhaps a mistake, as the information was volunteered that he wasn't even a real American, and should return to the Chicago from whence he came.

"Oh for craps sakes, have pity on the poor man, he's a refugee! He fled Chicago precisely like so many others left Cuba! Have you BEEN to Chicago? It's a nasty repressive hell-hole, much like Romania during the Ceaușescu years, worse even than Cuba! And Cuba by comparison is very nice; superior medical care, excellent food, great music, and fabulous cigars!
All Chicago has is one damned hot dog, and horrid pizza!
Plus it snows there, and people go crazy.
No wonder he left!"


I was, of course, shouted down.
And accused of libtardism.
Darned pipe-smoker.

What this shows, you must understand, is that Tatuaje cigars (cojonu) and short fat perfectos by Davidoff put a well-nigh insurmountable stress on rich little weak minds. As well as a steady diet of football, Glenn Buggery Beck, Fox News, and Rush Limbuggery Baugh.

Not all of Marin is like that, thank goodness.
Though they are peculiar in other ways.
Many of them are unique.

Highest percentage of people who have discovered that they are allergic to gluten in the known universe.
Very special.


After several hours surrounded by the independent business dudes of Marin, returning to San Francisco feels like an escape from a loony bin.
It's a return to civilization.


By the way, if you are seriously worried about Ebola, you should ask everyone you know "are you bleeding from your anus?" Bleeding from the anus can be a worrying sign under many circumstances, and once all the other logical causes are ruled out -- sitting on potato crisps or lightbulbs, experiments with lubrication, unfriendly blunt objects spontaneously shared, and brain rot taking the long way down, among others -- bleeding from the anus may be a sign of infection.
Along with high fever and the rupturous expulsion of stomach contents.
Ask everyone. Especially individuals you have never met before.
Normal people seldom bleed from the anus.
Ebola carriers are a different story.
They do it habitually.

If you or someone you know is bleeding from the anus, consider Ebola.
Check often, check thoroughly, and demand proof.


Are you bleeding from your anus?


The question "are you bleeding from your anus" may be the most useful phrase in the English language. It could save your life. Include it in all your greetings and social exchanges. It is absolutely your right to know.
Good afternoon, ma'am, are you bleeding from your anus?
Have a happy Holiday, are you bleeding from your anus?
How is everything, are you bleeding from your anus?
Can I help you, are you bleeding from your anus?
Why hello, are you bleeding from your anus?

The answer to this is crucial.


Carry a small bag.




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