EBOLA: THE INFECTIOUS STAGE

This blogger lives in a bubble. Until a short while ago, I had NO idea that Americans were in a panic over Ebola. This should not surprise you, as the risk of catching Ebola is high only when exposed to haemorrhage, projectile vomit, and explosive diarrhea. The risk is far less when several feet away from someone in the first stages who sneezes, and almost non-existent when nowhere near the patient.

Like you, I customarily do not sit next to people on the bus who are haemorrhaging buckets, vomiting with great force, or exploding from their nether ends. Not that I've ever had to move, or exit the conveyance before reaching my destination, please understand, but I consciously avoid close quarters with people whom I do not know exhibiting those or similar disturbing behaviours.
I am certain I would have noticed other passengers on the bus spouting blood from their orifices, retching and expelling matter of either solid or liquid definition, or, for that matter, having issues with their bowels.
Even in San Francisco, such things are rather rare.
Consequently, I run scant risk of Ebola.


Perhaps it is different in trailer parks. Especially trailer parks where people watch trash-news, listen to tea-party conspiracy theorists, vote for hate-mongering fascists in the pocket of the big interests, loathe foreigners, and hatch plots. Yes, I can easily believe that those people habitually spend time in the company of folks leaking blood, spewing torrents of puke, and cascading filth from either end. Because that is where America is sickest, poorest, nastiest, lowest, and most likely to shove needles into their veins while cooking up a toxic batch of bathtub methamphetamine, or partying on malt liquor, Strontskaya Vodka, and badly cut chemical substances, in between bouts of neighborly sexual brutality.
If Krokodil ever catches on in the U.S., it will be there.
Syphilis is probably endemic in those circles.
Their organs aren't worth harvesting.


"We have more things to worry about; they need to keep their eyes on the border, and watch for these illegals coming across that could possibly have Ebola"

[Señor Joseph Biggs, irresponsible whack-job play-acting at newshound for a far-right nutzoid site.]


Thirty years ago we worried about the Ruskies draining our vital juices, with their well-thought out Masonic Bilderburger plot and their secret army of Manchurians.

Ten years ago we worried about black helicopters, United Nations police agents from Holland and Hong Kong, and lizard aliens ruling the world.

Today we fear Mexicans infecting themselves with deadly diseases so that Obama can take away our guns and let the Muslims take over.


Good lord we're loony.


Are you bleeding from your anus? Is anyone you know, or regularly come in contact with, bleeding from their anus? To calm your feelings of panic, perhaps you should investigate.


Yes, with the right exposure -- for instance, to someone who is clearly manifesting symptoms of disease, such as high fever and liquid eruptions, along with lassitude, loss of appetite, reddened eyes, and ignorant speech habits -- Ebola is not hard to catch.

Without the wet symptoms and concommitant exposure to body fluids, it's pretty much impossible, and well below any level of probability.


Unless you're one of these people: Joe Biggs, Scott Brown, Buddy Caldwell, Nick Camino, Ted Cruz, Duncan Hunter, Bobby Jindal, Todd Kincannon, Bill O'Reilly, Rand Paul, Michael Savage, Andrea Tantaros, Thom Tillis, or Donald J. Trump. If you are, your fevered brain has been so weakened by terminal dingbat that it attracts filoviridic infections everytime you open your mouth (or anus). For the love of dog, stop eating sick fruitbats, dead lab monkeys, and other bushmeat, you freaks!
Please consider withdrawing from society, forever.
Pull a Howard Hughes, or something.
Go to your shelter.





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