A FEET BITING THING

An anonymous poster has attempted to seed the comment string of one of my posts with a transparently doofus spammercial link dump.
As you know, comment moderation has been enabled..... which means that every single attempt to sell Christian Loboutin, fake ray bans, dr. Dre headphones, medicated wart cream, Kate Spade, and MANY other products, via link-dumpery in the comments, is bound to fail.

Still, sometimes there is a song in the text.


Consider this gem:

THE SPOTTED CELEBRITIES
An epic poem in free-verse
By Anonymous

[1:1]
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[1:3]
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[1:4]
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[1:5]
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In short: Abundant European air-conditioning, plus low cost females with heating capabilities who do not bite the feet of sheepherders ('shepherds'), celebrities, and Robert practicing in the rainforest.

Feet unbitten. How sad. Especially for Robert.
And the lonesome sheepherders.
There's a story there.

Beauty.


Readers are invited to add their own interpretations and additions to this tale. Please volunteer your creative feedback, or even riotously inappropriate spin-offs and sequitoriations, in the comments field below.
If you can, answer the question 'what does it all mean?'
Thank you.


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