Sunday, September 09, 2012

CANTONESE WOMEN

Because a comparatively large number of people have found my blog by entering the search criterion "Cantonese Women" in their browser, or something very similar, I feel duty bound to satisfy their curiosity.
I did not realize that Cantonese women were so fascinating a subject, nor that there was so very little information available.
This post is an attempt to rectify that.


CANTONESE WOMEN

The type is native to Kwantung (廣東), which is the southernmost province but one of China (中國). They occur in greatest density in two cities: Canton (廣州, 廣州市) and Hong Kong (香港, 中華人民共和國香港特別行政區), though they exist throughout the territory south of the passes (嶺南).
Lesser numbers may be found in places such as San Francisco, Oakland, Singapore, Ho Chi Minh City, and elsewhere.
They adapt well to new locales, and thrive under a range of circumstances.
Cantonese women are remarkably resilient, though often stubborn.

On average, Cantonese women are between four foot ten and five foot four inches in height, ranging from less than one hundred pounds in weight to up to one hundred and sixty, though exemplars are known that measure considerably more; especially if they have been raised on a mid-Western diet.

Their appearance varies between a colouration best described as a faintly pink off-white, to leathery melanin-rich medium browns, though the vast majority are a faint tan or ivory hue which is very easy on the eyes. During most of their life their hair is dark brown or black, often artificially so when they have reached an advanced age.
Bone structure tends toward far less density than Caucasian women or people of African ancestry, the skull is brachycephalic, with a high cranial index.

They are bipedal, dexterous, and often vocal.

Cantonese women are omnivorous.



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well now, that tells us everything we need to know.
Thank you.

The back of the hill said...

You're welcome.

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