Listening in on other people's conversations can be fun. Sometimes it is educational, sometimes informative. And sometimes it tells you to run screaming from the room and hide under a blanket.
Which is good life advice anyway.
Two women at a table behind me last night.
Woman A: "Can you get food poisoning from sperm?"
Woman B: "Animal or human?"
Stuff like that convinces me that I should remain a bachelor for the rest of my life and withdraw to a desert island.
No, I did not turn around or get involved. After putting a napkin over my drink I went outside to finish smoking my pipe. I am just a visitor on this planet, you natives are demented.
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