At the back of the hill

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strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton.
And that you might like cheese-doodles.
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Monday, June 18, 2018


Listening in on other people's conversations can be fun. Sometimes it is educational, sometimes informative. And sometimes it tells you to run screaming from the room and hide under a blanket.
Which is good life advice anyway.

Two women at a table behind me last night.

Woman A: "Can you get food poisoning from sperm?"

Woman B: "Animal or human?"

Stuff like that convinces me that I should remain a bachelor for the rest of my life and withdraw to a desert island.

No, I did not turn around or get involved. After putting a napkin over my drink I went outside to finish smoking my pipe. I am just a visitor on this planet, you natives are demented.

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