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Tuesday, May 08, 2018


The best line today comes from someone who takes issue with dipshits: "there, at the top of my news feed on the other account, is some dipshit who seems to have decided just now that the absolute worst issue facing our society at present is the existence of women who weigh more than he thinks they should." End quote.

I fondly imagine that that dipshit is worried about the added strain on our infrastructure and rapid exhaustion of resources caused by women who weigh more than they should.
Maybe hospital emergency rooms are too small? The decaying transit system will now finally collapse? We'll run out of ketchup?

Stretchy fabric overload?

Honestly, if there is a problem here, it's that many women weigh more than they themselves think they should.

Women, stop doing that.
You're fine.

I'm not entirely supportive of women who might in fact weigh more than they should, but this isn't something that till now was on the forefront of my mind (or even a subject I thought about), nor do I claim any expertise in that field. Heck, as a man it's none of my beeswax. Statistically, the men who care most about it are probably advertising executives and asshats.

Don't associate with advertising executives and asshats.
You and everyone else will soon be much happier.

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