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Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Wednesday, May 02, 2018

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION? THE QIPAO THAT KEZIAH WORE TO THE PROM ...

A teenager in Utah wore a qipao to her high school prom, and managed by doing so to piss-off a bunch of easily triggered weasels, who I am guessing are predominantly Chinese Americans born here. Small-minded, frustrated, defensive. Typical middle-class Americans, with chips on their shoulders.
She looked stunning. And that, too, probably pissed them off.
They got their knickers in a bunch.



Keziah Daum at the prom.
From her twitter feed.


JEREMY LAM WILL RUN AROUND NAKED

Knickers, like almost all underwear worn in Europe and the United States, should not be worn by angry ethnics. We invented that, as well as getting them in a bunch. Or twisting them. All ours.

We also invented blue jeans, business wear, wedding dresses, tee-shirts, lingerie, yoga pants, and leopard prints. We apologize for that last item, it was meant for typical northern European blonde slags with leathery tans and white circles around the eyes (rather like female versions of Donald Trump), but I see that Hong Kong women have taken over that look.
It's probably deeply significant and cultural.


From Twitter:

My culture is NOT your goddamn prom dress.
[Jeremy Lam @jere_bare]


We can assume that Jeremy does not wear culturally dissonant clothing, and runs around naked, because peasant blue is hard to find in America.
He probably orders a soy milk latte at Starbucks.
Oyster sauce on everything.
No pizza.

Dear Jeremy: get bent. Seriously.
The rest of you pissants too.



In other news, my late lunch today was 油菜肉絲炒瀨麵 at a chachanteng in Chinatown. With thick sploops of Sriracha hot sauce, and a steaming cup of Hong Kong milk tea. Yeah man, total cultural appropriation!
It was awesomely delicious.




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