TEENAGERS AND MAYONNAISE

Most current commenters on this blog are spambots and mercantile trolls who merit scant consideration and will not see their texts with embedded links published. I appreciate content, and evidence of mental activity.

There are times, however, when people leave remarks that deserve wider circulation. They show by what they type that the brain was fully functioning, the emotions were touched, the essence of their being was moved profoundly.


Consider this gem that someone left on a post from over five years ago:

"Teenagers and mayonnaise! We want teenagers and mayonnaise! Roll us up Jesus with teenagers and mayonnaise!"

[Under this post: ANAL-RETENTIVE TEENAGERS ARE A BLESSING!. Which was about eating lunch in the Financial District. Comment left last week.]


I'm not at all sure what it means, but the writer of the Jesus and mayonnaise message could very well be a soul-mate. I am fully vested in the concept of rolling us up in mayonnaise Jesus and teenagers.

It sounds healthy, and probably moistens the skin.
Leading to a glowing dermis.


Among other things. It's all about health.


If you're going to church this morning, I want you to think of that.


Jesus. Teenagers. Mayonnaise.



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