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Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
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Tuesday, September 24, 2013


As if things weren't bad enough, what with natural disasters and man's increasing inhumanity to man, evidence is mounting of a coming cataclysm.
Which may be the long foretold end of civilization.
Some of us are already convinced of that.

Consider this:



If that isn't enough to scare you sh*tless, there's something wrong with you. The world will never be the same, and clearly you don't care, you tacky heartless cretin. You're probably planning your honeymoon around that plane, eh?

This blogger is saddened by events. Clearly the universe is becoming a cold and disillusioned place, and cruelty is increasing.
I am appalled.

Repent, repent, repent.


Taipei-based EVA Airways Corporation now operates three flights to Los Angeles each week featuring Hello Kitty planes. If you finally wish to get rid of Aunt Martha and her irritating childlike sense of play, you should probably get her a one-way ticket.
You can find out all about it here: EVA AIR.
Or book your own flight from reality.

I don't know what to tell you. On the one hand, it might be a hoot -- think of what you'll tell your friends, imagine the shock and horror on their faces -- on the other hand, this is not a good thing -- your friends will be shocked and horrified when they find out.

How will you break the news to them? Or will it stay a secret?

Let me know. I'm keen to find out which way you swing.

Sign of the beast, blood in the sky, and all that jazz.

Oh no, it's a giant feline apocalypse!

Mew mew.

By the way, just so you know, Hello Kitty (吉蒂貓) has a 妹妹 named 咪咪, a 爸爸 (老豆) named George (喬治), a 媽媽 (媽咪) named Mary (瑪麗), a 爺爺 named Anthony (安東尼), and a 奶奶 (阿嫲) named Margaret (瑪嘉麗).
Any speculation about her and Daniel Star is premature.

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