Yesterday somebody asked the internet "what is the name of frog abuse?"
And promptly found my blog. You can well imagine my pleasure at discovering this when looking at my blog stats.
Welcome.
Named frog abuse is the new paradigm.
This blog in its entirety is about frog abuse. Or qualifies as such.
A WORD FROM A SPOKESAMPHIBIAN
[Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds.]
According to Wikipedia, "the desert rain frog, Breviceps macrops, is a species of frog in the family Microhylidae. It is found in Namibia and South Africa. Its natural habitats are subtropical or tropical dry shrubland and sandy shores."
I'm not sure what to make of the spokesamphibian shown above.
He looks like a hobbit. Bilbo Baggins, perhaps, but with more personality. Very middle-earthian.
"a small, plump species, with bulging eyes"
Admit it. You hit 'replay' at least twice. The important statement the creature made intrigued you, and you will take it under consideration.
It's the least you can do, he's so impassioned.
And persuasive.
Grasshopper.
Frogsturbation: it's what you plan to do all weekend.
Leave a comment to show that you care.
I'll make sure a frog gets it.
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Reminded me of Joseph Smith f*cking frogs in "Book of Mormon". You know, to cure his AIDS...
So of course I went on to the internet to find out more.
And discovered this: Joseph Smith American Moses.
Dat Old Time religion shore is Purdy!
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