Thursday, April 11, 2024


According to my ancestors' version of Christianity, most people are damned heretics and practice witchcraft, and should be expunged with fire and sword. Which, while I do not adhere to it, I am perfectly willing to bring back for members of the Republican party.

I have prepared a list. Just in case.

This, more or less, is why you don't want to claim that the United States was founded as a christian country, or why those batshit fundy ideas about the primacy of religion, over the constitution and common sense, should be taken seriously.

By the way: Among heretics and witchcraft practitioners I will include ALL baptists of any type especially southern, methodists, literalists, fundamentalists, and adherents of snake cults, faith healing, seventh dayers, scientologists, and football fans. Just so you know.

Plus diverse speakers of Spanish, French, and German.
Altogether, I am eclectic in my 'dislikes'.

By the way, just in case you missed it the first several times, these are the shithole states: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. They are unredeemable, and must be despoiled utterly.

And their heathen football teams erased.

Are there any questions?

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