THE WATERLESS FAUCET

There are times when I think it's what is in the water. In many parts of the country there are chemicals, bugs, rotten biological substances, molds, metals, and psychedelic elements lurking in the water supply. And, obviously, it affects people.

Of course it could also be praescriptions, hamberders, the adulation of idiots, or cult koolaid. Any one of those things could do it. Just look at Ohio and Kentucky. Both places not known for mental stability. And then there's Florida.

But I think it's the water.

No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands. You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can't get it off your hand. So you keep it running for about 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair. I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way. And I lather up and then you turn on this crazy shower and the thing drip, drip and you say I'm gonna be here for 45 minutes. What? There's so much water. You don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But, now their idea, you know, did you see the other day? They just, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it, they close it, washing machines to wash your dishes. There is a problem. They don't want you to have any water.


Forcrapsakes, don't mention adderal. Amphetamine salts have great therapeutic effects and have helped more people than nuthouses. Euphoria, alertness, improved cognitive abilities, faster reaction times. Paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, and dementia are rare, comparatively speaking.



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