LOYALTY DAY, YOU GIBBONS, LOYALTY DAY!

Our fearless leader the Great Orange-faced Berk has proclaimed May First as "Loyalty Day". You are ordered to recite the pledge of allegiance while ignoring the naked baboon marching down the street holding a flag.

Very well.

"I pledge conditional allegiance to the banner of the Bear Flag Republic and the justified voices of dissent and reasonable discussion that it represents, one state which is arguably divisible depending on who you talk to and disregarding any mention of a deity because "separation of church and state" you hosebags, with liberty and sanctuary for all."


May First. Loyalty Day. Forsooth.

What a load of bollocks.

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