TRUMP AND HIS HANDLER

In what should not surprise anyone, Donald J. Trump allowed the Russian press/intelligence agency to take pictures of his meeting with someone who may or may not be telling him which end is up. It's not entirely clear which.
We hope, however, that he IS taking diet advice from this man, because it can't be good for his heart.

TRUMP AND A MAN WHO IS FATTER THAN HIMSELF

Source: Tass. Okay, I stole it. As I encourage you to do likewise. Russian agencies are fair game.

Dang, that's one big ole bull-Russian!

Let's see him again.

TRUMP AND A REALLY FAT MAN

Source: Putin's butt monsters.

As you can see, Trump has a little way to go before he has the girth of his betters. That Russian is almost Texan in size. Normally I do not engage in fat shaming, in case you were wondering, and this is NO exception: I am full of admiration for a Russian who eats enough for a family of four.
Or is it a dozen?


American reporters were barred from this tête à tête à l'estomac, and justifiably so, because the free press has no business knowing what goes on in "mercantile affairs", as they can't keep a secret; they'll talk.
And that would do the Republican cause no good at all!

We'd find out that those folks are a bit shifty.

Which would come as a revelation.

And upset us no end.



BTW, that's the new director of the FBI.
I have it on good authority.



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