Tuesday, May 30, 2017

EVENTUALLY YOU WILL FIND BLACK MEN

Judging by the most popular essays today, the internet is filled with people who approve of Cantonese women wearing underwear while eating roast duck or roast goose. Personally I think they should be wearing much more than that -- perhaps a napkin or a crab fest bib too -- but the internet stops at the underwear.

To be honest, slacks, a starched blouse, and a string of pearls would be my preference, with none of their nether garments actually visible, although presumably present in all the right places. I'm a bit peculiar that way.
But less is better to minds of limited means.

Just hazarding a guess, their imagination probably ends at the underwear, and they are torn between young women wearing grannies and grannies wearing thongs. While feasting on goose. Or duck.

Then the luscious smell of fatty roast bird takes over, and they swoon.
I suspect that their mouths water, they can even taste it.
A touch of soy, a hint of five spice .....
Sheer heaven!

I may be giving them too much credit for culinary curiosity. The underwear is tops on the list, the birds are bottom.


The fabulous five:

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRENCH CUT AND HIGH CUT
Nov 19, 2012.

HAM SAP LO - THE CANTONESE PERVERT
Apr 27, 2011.

CANTONESE GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL
Apr 20, 2011.

BEST ROAST DUCK IN SAN FRANCISCO
Nov 4, 2011.

CANTONESE ROAST GOOSE
Dec 26, 2012.


Over the years I have posted way more stuff about food than about women or underwear, and that stuff usually gets tonnes of visitors. Only one minor segment of the population is truly interested in scanties (that being teenage boys, some of whom will go on to be cross-dressers), but almost everybody likes to eat.

I myself do.

Quite often in fact.


食燒鴨的內衣粵女

For your information, the internet search for "Cantonese woman in her underwear eating roast duck" brings up very many beautiful photos of roast duck. Mostly Peking Duck, especially at the top of the page, but if you scroll down further you also get Cantonese Roast Duck. There's also Twice Cooked Melting Pork, White Poached Chicken, beautiful little Hargow, Potstickers, a fried noodle mess of some kind, Bluefoot Mushrooms Pearl Onions and Flowering Watercress, a whole pig, and Joong (rice, peanuts, and fat pork, wrapped in a bamboo leaf and steamed).
Plus a flaky egg tart (蛋撻 'daan taat').

Pictures of baby potatoes.
Also rice porridge.


Eventually you will find black men.
I'm not quite sure how that works.



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