IS BACON BETTER THAN WHOOPITY?
I am on a first name basis with pork products.
One of my best friends is 'Pepper Rind'.
A man can have as much bacon as he wants in this world. Which is a good thing. It alleviates loneliness and extends comfort during the dark of night.
Bacon will never let you down.
It will listen to all your personal anecdotes.
Bacon and I have a meaningful and profound relationship.
If a woman wants to land me, she needs to be better than bacon.
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