WE ARE SO HAPPY!

In a stunning and revolutionary move, North Korean strongman Kim Jong-un (金正恩) has replaced his entire cabinet with seasoned military men more adaptive to his style.

This per respected European North Korea expert Signor Lorenzo de Castro, in the Strategic Intelligence Department of the Scuola Internazionale di Grafica Venezi.


Mister de Castro released the top secret photo below.

[Venue: 人民大學習堂 ("big study hall").]

朝鮮民主主義人民共和國最高的官員

[Copyright: Lorenzo de Castro. Photo used for medical and industrial purposes only.]

Supreme Leader Mr. Kim Jong-un (最高領導人金正恩先生), according to the data analysed by Mr. de Castro and his capable staff, claims to be "having a great time with my new friends".

This was immediately followed by "smile, bitches."

As well as "bring me some cheese!"

And, cryptically, "or else."


It is not known in what way precisely this remarkable change in the Pyongyang (平壤) inner circle relates to threats the North Korean government issued pursuant the recent wargames in the South.
Kim Yong-un clearly has the camp advantage.
A very disturbing development.
East Asia is on edge.


Now we dance.



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