Perhaps girl-scout cookies are meant as lures for girlscouts. Not as snacks for humans.
I say this because I ate an entire box of them for dinner last night.
They were Samoas.
All hail the girlscouts, who are females with strong stomachs.
I guess I've never thought about it, but I may have assumed that they ate roots and grasses, and the occasional bug or grub for protein.
But obviously they live on cookies.
One box is too much for an old guy like me.
One whole box. Without thinking.
Little girls are evil.
I used to be a boy scout. Where were the girlscouts then, when I could have used them?
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