Yesterday I got roped into a comment string that included several anti vaccination activists. As a result of which, I have been reliably informed that I am a dangerous commie (yes, that's true), as well as a fascist along the lines of Mussolini and "Hilter", that my children deserve! to become bedbound morons because I am a shill for big pharma, and that they will make some state agency take away my family before I kill them.
Other than insisting that I do NOT live in Sacramento or Marin, but instead reside in very nice though modestly middleclass temporary digs in Minehead, Somerset, and that the ONLY medical procedure that must be stopped is putting a bit of lard on the cat's boil, I'm afraid that I simply goaded the poor dears further into their paranoid state.
I have never done time for war crimes.
It was just for fun.
Anti-vaxxers are dangerous and delusional. And a very diverse bunch, manifesting shades of weirdness all the way from vegetarians and new age hippies to racialists and gun nuts.
Anti-vaxxers, in other words, represent the worst of America.
Ignorant, and unhinged.
I also wish to state that I do not possess three lovely children whose names I will not divulge, and that we do not live in a lovely suburban ranch-style dwelling on xxxxxxx Avenue in Rosemead.
Please do not threaten my dog.
Or my wife Trixie.
Instead, I suggest that I am a four foot tall morbidly obese single person with horns and facial scarring, resident of Santa Cruz, where I work for the Army Mass-Infection Project, developing newer and ever more daemonic chemtrails, so that eventually you will all look like this!
I shall kidnap Christine and force her to love me!
I am Erik, and I will destroy Raoul.
I have a ring of power.
I am French.
I have deleted an e-mail address and a facebook account, and will shortly head out to consume GMO substances vetted by Monsanto and possibly created by the Illuminati.
You will never find me.
Idiots.
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