In an intellectual discussion about why little girls cannot safely google anything anymore, the facebook friend of a facebook friend mentioned that he knows grown women who make My Little Pony adult movies.
Um.
Clearly, Santa has some spanking to do.
I am not baffled or disturbed by how perverse our society has become. Largely because I have always been keenly aware of how creatively sicko my fellow humans can be. And by comparison, I look pure and innocent. Quite positively clean-minded and sweet-natured.
I am much more mature and virginal than anyone else!
Reserved and sensible too!
Which is only natural, seeing as I am a shy pink-faced rabbinical student who reads nicely bowdlerized stuff from the world's most popular Jewish publishing house -- you should see the pablumish horror they committed with the Song of Songs! -- and I strenuously avoid ALL media which shows women's faces. Or acknowledges that they exist!
Either that, or I'm a poor black kid in a depressed neighborhood, who does not have internet access or even a cell-phone, and consequently is entirely un-acquainted with smut, filth, pornography, nasty pictures, flexible rubber gadgets, or bad language.
I am a Buddhist in an orchard surrounded by rotten apples.
Oh happy little butterfly that is me!
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