At the back of the hill

Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Sunday, March 03, 2013

I'M FULL OF BEANS!

This blogger invites individuals with a lively streak of eccentricity and a keen appreciation for stuffed animals to establish contact. If they might also have a fondness for middle-aged gits who reek subtly of pipe-tobacco, and often drink tea, so much the better.

Deposit your witty communiqu├ęs in my letterbox .

Thank you.

Egg roll cookies. I have egg roll cookies!




Badgers: nature's perfect gentlemen.

8 Comments:

  • At 5:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Badgers: harbingers of tuberculosis:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-18440034

    A vaccination programme to prevent TB spreading through cattle in west Wales has started, with 275 badgers, suspected to be the carriers of the disease, so far injected.

    An earlier plan to cull badgers was scrapped in March.

    The Welsh government said vaccination formally started in a TB hotspot in west Wales on Monday and would continue throughout the summer.

    It is the first time vaccination has been tried on such a scale in Wales.

    It is being carried out in an intensive action area (IAA) where the previous Labour-Plaid Cymru coalition Welsh government wanted to cull badgers.

    The IAA is primarily located in north Pembrokeshire, but includes small parts of Ceredigion and Carmarthenshire.

    The Welsh government said last year it was one of the areas with the highest incidence of bovine TB in Europe.

     
  • At 9:28 PM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Good to see efforts to preserve the badger population

    Thanks for posting.

     
  • At 12:00 AM, Anonymous http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/ said…

    http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/

     
  • At 8:45 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Creepywhiteguys,

    No, sorry, not into creepy white guys. Nor into creepy anything.

    And as for Asian girls, which most creepy white guys seem to be into, most of them are obsessed with handbags, shoes, and Hello Kitty.

    I'm fairly open minded, but I will not put up with women who are insane about handbags, shoes, and Hello Kitty. Such people are a nauseating waste of time.

    Absolutely no one who squeals or uses terms like "hella", "cuuuute", "kawai" or similar twittish expressions of blah-brain.

    Not do I wish to associate with potsmokers or people with tattoos or eccentric piercings.

    I'm actually quite limited.
    People who read Jane Austin, Evelyn Waugh, Charles Dickens, or Somerset Maughm, or similar authors. Basically, people who read stuff other than self-help crap and trashy romance authors.
    By the way, I despise the entire Twilight Series. People who read that may be irredeemably silly.

    I like people who recognize the personalities of stuffed animals. And appreciate real beasts, like ferrets, stoats, weasels, hamsters, badgers, crows, and such. People who admire the crazy opportunism and adventurousness of these creatures.

    Above all, people who do NOT dislike the smell of a pipe, and also do not have any weird food hang-ups.

    IN SHORT: no handbag fiends, shoe queens, or Hello Kitty twits. No piercings, tattoos, drugs. No sub-literates, subhumans, or vegans.

    Yeah, I realize that rather circumscribes all options.
    I'm resigned to that.

     
  • At 8:57 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    English as a primary language, more than average literate, not silly.

    'Fraid that eliminates most Europeans, Americans, Hong Kong people, and Philippinas.

    Plus quite likely all of Africa, the Middle East, Latin America, and the Bay Area.

     
  • At 10:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You're a freak.

     
  • At 11:20 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    By the way, that link to the Creepy White Guys tumblr page is now in the blogroll.

    I heartily recommend reading it. Seriously good stuff.

    Hope she posts more.

     
  • At 11:21 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Anonymous at 10:54 AM,

    Yes, I am a freak. Seriously.

    Is that a problem?

     

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