A commenter wrote "this is a topic very near to my heart... thank you! Exactly where are your contact details though?" Now, normally I am an absolute patsy for praise, especially when it involves the word 'heart'. Seriously, if I could touch the hearts of all my readers I would be one very happy blogger. Heartwarming, heartening, or heartfelt. That's me.
There was one minor problem with his submission.
Perhaps I shouldn't even mention it.
But it bothers a bit.
The comment came from a gentlemen advertising himself in his pasted link as a commercial enterprise flogging "coloncleaner info".
A refreshing change from Viagra, Cialis, and wigs for balding men, to be sure. But nevertheless, this blogger wishes very little connexion with other people's colons. Almost none, in fact. Consider it a complete non-interest.
Consequently I saw no reason to approve his comment.
Him and his fine clean colon.
I'm rather disappointed, as I would have hoped that a petite demoiselle with a round head, sparkling eyes, and a lively sense of humour would have visited here instead -- and bear in mind that for all I know she did, and is making college money by selling cleaning products -- but a person posting spam bam thank you ma'am commentary is a distinct let-down.
Besides being a pain somewhere.
Did I ever mention that I only run a clean blog?
It may be crappy, but it requires NO cleansing.
Where are your contact details?
I'm not too particular about the ethnicity or derivation of the round-headed demoiselle, or her hair colour. Black, brown, red head, or buttery blonde, they are all welcome to visit and comment here. The only requirement is being able to write complete and coherent sentences, a vocabulary that indicates knowledge and literacy, and a sense of humour. Your insights relevant to the post under which you append your reaction will be most welcome.
If you wish to communicate details of your age, height, marital status, and general appearance in your remarks, please do so.
But it isn't necessary, and I shall not inquire.
Unless we ever meet, it is immaterial.
However, do NOT leave me notes about your colon.
Doing so is a horrible introduction!
No friendship will ensue.
If you do.
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I have a customer that speacializes in colons. People from around the world buy their colon products. Now even Walmart is selling their goods. Just goes to show you, there's money to be made in colons. I've become quite interested in the whole school of thought in regards to colon health. It's critical to understand their colon business plan.
KR
Colon business plan? Now that's a concept I would rather not think about.
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