Years ago, when I was working at a computer company down the peninsula, Savage Kitten thought of me. And sent me an article about chicken-fried bacon strips. As served at a famous eatery in Texas. Her added content was some snide remark about heart-attack on a plate, ooh yummy goodness, smirk.
Thick-cut bacon double dipped, nuked in the fryolator, with a bowl of cream gravy on the side.
Geshmak!
I've never eaten chicken-fried bacon strips (just add ranch dressing and it sounds like the breakfast of champions), the computer company headed down the financial tubes like an out-of-control rollercoaster ("we're crashing, wheeeeee!!!!!"), and Savage Kitten denies ever sending me something like that.
This is the same 'inspired' woman who once, in the middle of a dark night, posted flyers on the doors of the company where I worked three blocks from our apartment, advertising 'Round Rhonda's Snack-o-dise', with menu items like 'deepfried corn and walnut lard balls', 'lobster fritters in bacon & butter goop', and 'sugar-crusted crawdaddy nuggets'.
Eating at Round Rhonda's "make you SLAP yo' momma, Ah garontee!".
Free delivery to retirement homes and incarceration facilities.
I never did get a straight answer out of her about why she did that. Something about "brightening up your day", along with "broadening your colleagues' cultural horizons".
GIVE THEM BREAD AND BANANAS
I have often thought that indeed my coworkers needed cultural horizon expansion.
Daily brightening is probably a good thing too.
Especially during rainy weather.
Lunch options in this neighborhood are gloomy, and limited.
I really really wish that the sandwich joint across the street did peanut butter, banana, honey, and bacon sandwiches. Yes, there are such things - Elvis Presley used to eat them all the time. They were probably a contributing factor to his demise (he exploded like a cholesterol and illegal substance bomb while sitting on the crapper), but lawzy, he musta died happy!
Surely one Full Elvis couldn't hurt? One? Once in a blue moon?
Which means no more than twice a week, at most three times. Four during rainy weather.
On fried bread.
You should probably omit the soda and chips if you are dieting.
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Oh my heavens that sounds DIVINE!
Just add some chopped chilies, and you've got a feast!
---Grant Patel
Truly a memorable breakfast.
I could plotz after that.
---Grant Patel
Fry the bread in ghee.
Then rub it all over yourself.
---Grant Patel
It all sounds nasty. Especially what mister patel suggests you do with the ghee.
But some people really do like a lot of grease. All kinds.
Personally, a little bit goes a long way.
What the buggery blazes does 'geshmak' mean?
---Grew Poonerbhai
Ghee is GOD!!!!!! Don't youEVER dare forget that, miss Wong. THAT is why you rub it all over yourself - so that you become close to him. It's a religious experience.
---Gondar Prunes
And if two people do it to each other, it is doubly blessed. That way both can help the other of the either of them towards performing a virtuous deed.
Enabling a good deed is doubling the goodness.
---Ghee Prajasa
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