Thursday, September 26, 2024

PERFECT TERRARIUM CONDITIONS

You could feel the moisture on your face last night. It wasn't foggy, but foggish. Down at the intersection someone was singing, somewhat off kilter. I had woken up and decided to go out for a bit. My sleep patterns are askew. It may be the weather -- it was beastly hot on Monday, chilly on Tuesday night with dense fog at times, and cool on Wednesday -- but waiting for the test results (yearly physical) also probably has a part in it. We know that I have blood; that was established with little vials for lab work. But what does it say? Had an upper torso scan and a thyroid scan, no one has called me in a panic. The stress-echo established (I think) that the heart is still working reasonably. And so far it's too early to know if I have cancer of the arse. The urine has also been examined. No idea what that said. Refer back to the absence of panicky phone calls.


"Hellooo, damned Dutchman, your pee disolves metals!"


So yeah, it's the weather.

Probably not the chili pepper derivatives and break-down products coursing through my veins, eating away at precious brain tissue, and causing my lower digestive tract to slough off and wrap itself tightly around my lower tentacles. As just an educated guess. There is no visible evidence that I'm an alien from 'Planet Glob' here to investigate human beings' suitability as food, spare parts, or slave labour. No. Visible. Evidence!

I'm leaning toward unsuitable for food. They smell bad.

Definitely the weather.
It veers wildly between unpleasant summer and glorious autumn. Humid, either way.

News reports are suggesting catastrophe and disaster on the gulf coast soon. Which has no impact here, though it may be linked to our conditions. Climate relationships and climate change. Which you either believe in or not, depending on how you plan to vote.
And whether your brain is functional or defective.

A trailer park Trumpite I know in Marin is convinced that there is no climate change, it's all what they want you to think which is why they've injected vaccine nanobots into people to influence their minds he's done his own research look it up outer space aliens built Babylon and there's a secret group inside the government!

I'm thinking of going to get my flu and covid shots ahead of my next doctors appointment, because it's at the end of my weekend that week. The last two covid vaxxes and the RSV shot back in August left me limp for a day immediately afterward.
I'll let my doctor know ahead of time.

In this weather I need my nanobots.



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